Bird Do facial

Bird shit is the latest trend for facials. I AM NOT KIDDING!!!!!! It is a special bird's shit. I can't remember what the name of the bird is, I was so shocked and amazed at the "price" of beauty these days. There is NO way in bloody hell I would allow a "beauty consultant" smear bird shit on my face in the name of wrinkle eradication. I will live with my wrinkles, thank you very much. What has the world come to????!!!! I have heard everything, now.